1. When trying to walk on the sea It is highly advised that you be More able to float Than a typical boat Or at least know a good deity. 2. 'Twas the atheists God sought to smite But Jesus said "Dad, let's not fight! In a few years I'm sure They'll have nuclear war And then they'll all see I was right!" |
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something about christianity inspires me to write dumb poetry (see also: the Pope poem). once again, not intended to be offensive, etc etc.
for  limerick contest |
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will round-house kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will round-house kick you in the face.
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Ethics? That's the place north of London init?
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[link] Hottest RPC on dA.
If I were the rain that binds together the earth and sky, who in all of eternity will never mingle, would I be able to bind the hearts of people together?
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Ne me détestez pas parce que je suis beau et que je parle français.
--Si vous pouviez lire le Français, vous pourriez comprendre ceci!
----Parlez Français et soyez le meilleur.
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what we choose is never what we really need
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